Loin Falcon Palin

That's my Palin name according to the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator. Catherine is Sack Panther Palin. I'm thinking we'll take those as our porn names, to replace Major Deegan (me) and Chelsea Piers (Catherine).

I can see the marquee now: Sack Panther and Loin Falcon ARE The Sisterhood of the Traveling Underpants!