Interesting Headlines I Can't Really Read

Another list of headlines that caught my eye as I perused various publications in languages I don't read (or, in the case of Spanish, that I read very poorly).

elmundo.es: El sexo después de casarse

The photo I've included here (and discretely cropped) illustrates this story...

liberation.fr: SCARLETT JOHANSSON ET PENELOPE CRUZ DANS UNE SCÈNE ÉROTIQUE Selon le New-York Post, les deux actrices partageront une scène lesbienne dans le prochain film de Woody Allen.

I think a lot of men and more than a few women would say that this headline requires ALL CAPS (that's how it is in the pub, folks: they wrote it, I just report it)

Okay, I'm not only about the sex today:

morgenpost.de: Gothic Pop Musik: The Cure im Velodrom

I thought this was particulary interesting because it's an English headline in a German newspaper (thinking I might be wrong about this, I translated "Gothic Pop" from English to German on freetranslation.com; it came out "Gotischer Knall"... and when I translated that back into English, I got "more gothic crack"... the Internet continues to amuse me!)

And finally, let's get back to sex... from Buenos Aires:

clarin.com: Con el doble de pasajeros que el año pasado, arribó al Puerto el "crucero gay"

Is it Argentine machismo or would this same cruise, even with 1,500 passengers, make headlines in the U.S.?