See, They Call It Photoshop...

I spent maybe 20 minutes on this, using artwork that I easily found on the Internet. I think, given our current financial crisis, someone in the federal government might have realized that hiring skilled Photoshop artists (unlike me) and giving them much better photos to work with would be a much better plan than wasting hundreds of thousands of dollars in jet fuel and personnel to fly "Air Force One" and the accompanying fighter jets, answering 911 calls from panicked New Yorkers and spinning the crisis once they realized how much they screwed up.